John here was supposed to make a beer run and pick up some more snacks from the grocery store. He managed to make it to the store but didn’t manage to make it back home. After the beer ran out everyone was wondering what happened to John so they could continue the party. Well as you can see John never made it from the grocery store. He picked up a case of beer, chips, and some snacks, but when he reached the checkout counter he forgot his wallet. To spare himself further humiliation and another trip back to the store, John decided it was best to camp out in one of the grocery baskets until the party was over. After everyone sobered up they searched and found him like this (ashy knee caps and all).
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