Often times stories come from things that I don’t see but hear from other co-workers and witness the aftermath. This story is one that I didn’t see personally but saw the after effects.
On this particular night I had served this couple for the majority of the night and they seemed like normal people out to have a good time. But once alcohol gets involved everyone’s mannerism change. As the night progressed and the liquor started to settle, they increased their PDA (public display of affection). They were tonguing each other down and grabbing things that shouldn’t be in public. Well, I guess things got too heated for them because they decided to take it to the next level.
I’m not sure how it occurred on a busy night, but the guy snuck into the women’s bathroom with his female companion. This was a dumb idea especially since the guy was like 6’4” towering over the women’s stalls, so naturally another patron reported this to our security. The bouncer walks in to the bathroom taps the guy on his head and says, “He man you can’t be in here.” The guy replies, “Not now bro, not now.” I’m sure you’re dying to know what was going on in that stall, right? Well here it is, the guy was getting head from the girl while she was on the toilet! I guess she was a good multi-tasker, personally I think she should have chose one or the other. Even after security told him he had to leave she kept going, so management had to get involved, he unlocked the stall, and kicked them both out. Here is the funny part, when he opened the stall she still had her panties around her ankles and he was zipping up his pants and they both tried to deny it. Talk about being caught “red handed” (or wet handed in her case).
I understand that people like to be “adventurous” but you should do so in the privacy in your own home or at least at a place that’s high traffic. Stay tuned on tomorrow for “What Happened?: Naked Mile.”These stories are real accounts, so if you plan to drink and have a good time do so responsibly. Remember to call a cab or a friend because the cost of a DWI is way more than a $20 cab ride home. Also, if you plan or happen to take someone home use protection. For two reasons, one there are many STD’s floating out there and it only takes one to ruin your life or that of others. The second reason is because a $3 condom is less expensive then 18 years of raising a child. If you're interested in becoming a bartender or want to learn more about bartending visit ubguide.bartenderseries.com/