Friday, February 25, 2011

Help Yourself

Some of the things that people do are crazy, some are dangerous, and others are just downright retarded.  Well this story involves the latter, a guy who does something that I would never imagine someone would do.
                This guy isn’t worthy to give him a false name, because he practically walked in the establishment and maybe 15 minutes tops was escorted out.  So let me tell you why.  The bartender was busy at the time and in the midst of the commotion she sat the bottle of alcohol in the peanut rail (the area where drinks are made).  I will call this a “rookie” mistake because she just started working there and hadn’t been bartending long prior to this event.
                So this is where the retardedness (yes I said retardedness) comes in.  The bartender turned her back to ring up a drink or make another one while the bottle was still in the peanut rail.  This guy decided to take it upon himself to pour more liquor in his drink.  I guess she didn’t make it strong enough for him.  I saw this and couldn’t believe my eyes because I have never seen someone do such a stupid thing.  I ran and grabbed the bottle from him, took the drink, and had him escorted out for stupidity.  Meanwhile asked the bartender what she was thinking by leaving the bottle on the bar top like that.
                I understand that alcohol makes people do crazy things, but keep in mind, if you wouldn’t do it while you’re a guest at someone’s house it’s probably not a good idea to do it in public.  Stay tuned tomorrow for “What Happened?: Bathroom Betty

               These stories are real accounts, so if you plan to drink and have a good time do so responsibly. Remember to call a cab or a friend because the cost of a DWI is way more than a $20 cab ride home. Also, if you plan or happen to take someone home use protection. For two reasons, one there are many STD’s floating out there and it only takes one to ruin your life or that of others. The second reason is because a $3 condom is less expensive then 18 years of raising a child. If you're interested in becoming a bartender or want to learn more about bartending visit

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