What Happened?: World Cup

This guy was a soccer phenom from childhood.  He won all kinds of trophies and awards for his ability.  His latest (the one on his head) was from winning a college title.  To celebrate he decided to get drunk with his teammates.  I guess you can see why he's passed out, from all the beers that he consumed.  As a result of his over consumption, his teammates decided to decorate him with all his trophies and empty beer cans.  If that wasn't enough, they decided to leave him a engraved note (the brown plaque on his chest).  It reads, "The Don't Do List" 1. Don't, drink too much
2. Don't, hog the ball again during a title game
3. Don't, party foul and pass out on the couch
4. Don't, move to fast or all your trophies will fall and break
5. Don't, call for help
I don't think tylenol is going to help the hangover he will have the next morining.  My question is, how does someone stay passed out while all of this stuff is being piled on his body?

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