Saturday, October 9, 2010

Asian Persuasion

One thing I will admit is that I am a sucker for a beautiful Asian woman.  So when a fairly attractive Asian female visited the bar I made it my business to serve her.  My view of her drastically changed by night’s end.
We’ll call this Asian woman Mary, she visited the bar with three other people, two males and another female.  They all ordered the special, whatever it was for that night and enjoyed themselves as the evening progressed.  As I have discussed before, it is interesting to watch people’s transformation as they consume alcohol.  For the sake of this story Mary wasn’t any different.  She started off dancing by herself, swaying to the ginger tunes of various songs.  She then progressed to dancing with one of the male friends rather seductively.  I guess the other friend felt left out because after while he joined the fun and created a Mary sandwich (no mayonnaise...yet). 
Seductive dancing wasn’t enough for Mary because she progressed to kissing one of the male friends.  Once again the other male friend felt left out and so Mary kissed him as well.  These three must felt the alcohol would kill the germs because after while the kissing became more intense and Mary was flipping back and forth between the two guys.  At this point the once beautiful Asian woman became the beautiful slut (in my eyes at least, you know what they say about first impressions).  Oh but the story gets better.  Do you remember the other female friend I mentioned before?  Let’s just say as the night continued I believe she began to feel left out too.  After the saliva exchange occurred between the two male friends and Mary, the female friend was orally assaulted by Mary as well.  By night’s end everyone had kissed everyone and they all departed together.  God only knows (and the four friends) what happened after that (but we all can imagine).
There’s more to the story, you’ll have to wait until I share a story called “Multiple Faces in the Same Places.”  It is amazing what alcohol will do to people and I hate to sound clich√©-ish but “drink responsibly” and understand that when you’re out in public someone is always watching.  Stay tuned on Monday for the Recipe of the Week: Applesauce.
These stories are real accounts, so remember to call a cab or a friend because the cost of a DWI is way more than a $20 cab ride home.  Also, if you plan or happen to take someone home use protection.  For two reasons, one there are many STD’s floating out there and it only takes one to ruin your life or that of others.  The second reason is because a $3 condom is less expensive then 18 years of raising a child.

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