This story begins as any normal shift does, popping bottles and mixing alcoholic beverages. Except this one involves four women out looking to have fun and enjoy a good night out with the girls. This group is made up of your typical female group, one really hot, one cute, one ok, and one to make the other three look good. They started off with beers and cocktails, but as the night progressed they graduated to shots. This is where the fun began.
The shot of choice for these four women was buttery nipples. Each of them bought a round so you can imagine by the third round things started to get interesting. I’m not sure where the idea came from, but one of the women decided it would be a good idea to flash their nipples to go along with the buttery nipples. The first time they did it I was shocked and ended up over pouring (they were nice looking I must admit). However, only three out of four participated (you can guess which one didn’t). I’ll never forget them because every time they pulled down their shirt they said, “Buttery nipples ha ha.” The second time they did it was near the sink where the bar back was washing dishes, he heard their famous line and looked up only to get a face full of breast. He had a shocked look on his face and continued washing dishes as if nothing happened. Once again only three out of four participated. I guess peer pressure and alcohol started to set in because on the last round, the shy one of the bunch finally participated (well partially). While the other three showed both full out, the shy one showed one partially sort of (if that makes sense). In her moment, she happily screamed, “I did it, I showed him,” as if she had just accomplished a lifelong goal. The intoxicated bunch departed and my night ended on a good note after witnessing this fiasco.
These women weren’t looking to get anything free, they were just out to have a good time. As a result, my night went smooth and was very entertaining. Stay tuned tomorrow for a story called “Asian Persuasion.”
These stories are real accounts, so if you plan to drink and have a good time do so responsibly. Remember to call a cab or a friend because the cost of a DWI is way more than a $20 cab ride home. Also, if you plan or happen to take someone home use protection. For two reasons, one there are many STD’s floating out there and it only takes one to ruin your life or that of others. The second reason is because a $3 condom is less expensive then 18 years of raising a child.